Was it while she was in Florida? Because fuck that noise if it was. FUCK IT WITH A DICK THAT HAS SHRIVELED UP AND ROTTED FROM SITTING ON THE SEAT OF A RIDING LAWN MOWER IN SICKENING HUMIDITY AND THE UNFORGIVING BLAZE OF THE FLORIDA SKY. Anyone who likes to be in that bullshit weather is a cunthole who is probably lying to you about being human, because only a daemon from the blackest furnaces of Hell would like that shit. YES A DAEMON, MY FRIENDS. DEMONS ARE BITCHTRASH BY COMPARISON. Only daemons and friars get to snuggle up in that corner of the devil's asshole. NAME THAT LITERARY REFERENCE, BITCHES. I CLASS THIS JOINT UP LIKE YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE. AND IF YOU CAN GET THE CLEVER PLAY ON WORDS HIDDEN IN THERE YOU GET A FIND-RICHARD-PEEN-POINT.
Fattimus Slime wrote:You complained about mowing on a riding mower. You literally sit on a slow moving vehicle and drive in circles. People pay for that at the Fun Zone.
Alright wtf is this quiz now.
What Mythological Creature Are You?
[x] You are rather wild, and let your instincts run you.
[/] You get drunk a lot. Define "a lot"
[ ] Bravery and boldness is second nature to you.
[x] You have a deep love for astronomy and the universe.
[x] You like to read your daily horoscope. (guilty pleasuuuurrrre 8'D)
[/] You have a high level of pride in yourself. Only when I'm medicated. Does that count?
[x] In the woods is the best place for you to be.
[x] You are spiritual.
[x] The horse is one of your favorite animal.
[x] You are possessive and territorial.
[ ] Your ears are slightly pointed at the tips.
[x] You are very intelligent. OF COURSE I AM GOING TO SAY YES, I FUCKING REFERENCED CHAUCER AND "THAT MAN" AT THE SAME TIME.
[x] Your five senses are extremely keen. WHEN I GET MY NEW GLASSES THEY WILL BE LOLOLLOLOLLL
[ ] Your weight is quite a bit lighter than the average person at your particular height. OMG FUCK YOU. T___T
[x] You always wear elegant clothes and speak as politely as possible. Until I get to know you, dickface
[x] You are most at peace when you are gazing at something beautiful, like nature.
[x] You look very young for your age.
[ ] You rarely get sick.
[x] You are a very hard worker. Okay really?? Since when is an elf considered a hard worker??
[ ] Above all other superpowers, you would love to read minds or see the future. PFFFF Read Dune pls. That shit is for chumps and Kwisatz Haderachs.
[x] You are happy a lot of the time. Woooo antidepressants!
[ ] The best superpower to you would be to fly.
[x] You are very shy.
[x] You love the forest and plant life in general.
[x] You are always willing to help others, even if you might not be the best to offer aid.
[x] You are young and short.
[x] Dancing is one of your favorite pastimes.
[ ] If someone ticks you off, you are very clever with getting them back.
[x] Your clothing isn't always presentable, but you are comfortable with what you wear.
[x] Circles are a wonderful symbol of unity to you.
[x] You are excellent with crafts and handiwork.
[x] In social situations, you tend to be a little awkward.
[/] You are short for your age. I was short for my age when I was a teenager. Now I am just a grown ass woman who is short. T_T
[ ] You are an isolationist.
[ ] You love to play practical jokes on people.
[x] You are extremely fascinated with jewelry.
[ ] You look older than your age.
[x] You love the woods and the mountains.
[ ] You are well off, or come from a family that is well off.
[ ] You have a short temper.
[x] You are best at talking bad about people behind their backs and not to their face.
[ ] When you are annoyed, you will go to a great extent to torment whoever did so to you.
[/] You often take things that aren't yours. Only from large corporations and when I know I won't get caught. I'd call this a half-yes and continue not paying $40 for one paintbrush.
[x] You are easily angered.
[x] Death fascinates you.
[x] You are female, or a feminine-looking man.
[ ] You associate yourself with the wind element.
[ ] You can switch quickly between your light and dark side.
[ ] You love to trick others.
[x] You have a ravenous appetite.
[ ] You love the beach more so because of the water than the shore itself.
[x] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you.
[ ] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater.
[ ] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for traveling, not hunting in the sea.
[ ] You are good at swimming.
[x] You like to collect shells.
[ ] You use sea items as jewelry or decoration.
[x] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it.
[x] You are extremely against ocean pollution, and someday, perhaps, you will work to stop that.
[ ] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea.
[x] You're a night person.
[/] You have a fascination with blood. Only the color >_>;;
[x] You are pale.
[x] You wish you had a bat as a pet. They eat pesky bugs! =D
[ ] You are not religious at all.
[ ] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you.
[x] The sun's glare annoys you all too often.
[ ] You hate food with lots of garlic in it.
[x] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips.
[ ] You don't like sharp objects near you.
[x] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you.
[ ] You have a lot of body hair.
[x] The ability to shapeshift is the best superpower to you.
[ ] You prefer gold over silver items.
[/] You lack self control. Only if food is involved >_<
[ ] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans.
[x] You have a deep respect for wolves and wild dogs.
[ ] You like to be alone.
[ ] You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it.
[/] You'd rather be outdoors than indoors. Depends. What's the weather like? What's my location? Summer in Florida is fucktarded, but so is four feet of snow in Kansas. I NEED DETAILS BEFORE I DECIDE.
[x] You love chemistry.
[/] You are intuitive and good at analyzing people, to the point that people seriously or jokingly say you're psychic. I wouldn't say I'm psychic, but I can analyze people fairly well if they come to me for advice on something.
[ ] The most amazing supernatural power to you is controlling the elements.
[x] You are a nature lover.
[x] You have a strong sense of responsibility.
[ ] You spent a lot of time alone.
[ ] You usually hang around with a certain animal all the time when you feel lonely.
[x] You are spiritual, but not necessarily religious.
[x] Cooking is one of your favorite things to do.
[x] You enjoy learning about Wicca and the occult.
[x] You are pale.
[x] You are hungry a lot.
[x] Many activities you do every day make you feel mindless, or like a drone.
[x] Most of the time you or a part of you is cold.
[x] You love to eat meat.
[x] You would resort to cannibalism if that was the only source of food.
[x] You make grunts and moans a lot. GIVE ME A BREAK MY JOINTS HURT. 8(
[x] You enjoy learning about psychology because you study the brain.
[x] You usually walk slow.
[x] You are not afraid of seeing a lot of blood or getting a lot of blood on yourself.
Total: 10 (srsly no one should be surprised there)
Okay...so...is it like, anything over 5? In that case I am a zombie-centaur-fairy-witch-elf-vampire-harpy/siren? If it's 6+ then aahh...I got like 10/10 of the zombie shit, 8 of centaur and 6 of elf and witch. THERE YOU GO. XDD