I wish you luck, it is rather early in the morning for me to be posting something. If you manage to sort your way through this, I shall tip my hat in your general direction!
@Fauvem. I sense this interaction may, in fact, be fruitful, or alternatively it may not. Conundrum.
I beg pardon yet again, but I must insist on my course of action. Perhaps in the case of a forum, frivolity may in fact be the best manner of speech and action, however, tedious acts of diplomacy or other such similar things lead to much amusement in and of themselves. Consider- should someone such as yourself find that you have left a post unedited, and therein was an error in... shall we say character? Much hilarity may ensue. And while irreverence may lead more directly to humourous statements, such as yours describing the fate of a fish that is quite unlively, I find the brand of humour to occasionally be lacking, and prefer the more subtle humours, though some may say the lowest. I must inquire however, to the fate of said "gutted fish?" Why was the poor thing left there, and more importantly, who left it there?
In my experience, "crazy shenanigans," and likeminded tomfoolery frequently require more than one step- one to set up the gag, and the other to realize that your shoe seems to have glued itself to the floor, how unfortunate.
It seems that you manage to successfully distract me from my original intent as well, good sir. My sincere thanks for your... verbose welcome, and I pray my response was not insufficiently to the point.
Ah. I occurs to me that you may not be a good "sir," in which case I shall feel the need to point out that I am a lover of the romantic languages, and I shall borrow the integral use of the masculine pronoun as the catch-all gender. Oh how delightfully sexist of me. I blame the French, as I'm am rather fluent in the language and is has no small influence on my... speech.
@Evilsquirrel. I am curious as to what you "thought" you agreed to, when you agreed with good Fauvem, as it seems you are not quite sure as to what was said. That being said! Hello! =)
I find myself yet again in a position that requires a gentleman to apologize- I am, unfortunately, not fluent in the language spoken, though it seems to have the tendencies of German? From the butchery of languages that is an online translator, am I correct in assuming that English is not for your first language? If I am incorrect, a thousand apologies, and I would be curious as to the actual translation.