page 2.19 - can't lie to them forever

[teh hchano]

Don't lie to police, folks, they'll fuck you up. D8

if you missed it on the front page, some wierdos decided to interview me
about d*s... http://www.camelliasoftware.com/xcentrikz/newsdreamscar.htm
so have a look at it.



*cp from front page*
character faq #3. This one is slightly less disturbing than the last one,
so don't be scared. I think I used all the questions I got now, but lemme
know if I forgot any or if you have any other ones you want to ask LOL.

[DustBunny]

hey hchan! Its me, Jackieooochan from deviantart! I love love LOVE your web comic so far! I admire your art soooo much! I'd love to see you do a narrated tutorial of sorts one day! And like I said on da, congrats on your engagement!!

I adore the characters you've introduced and I love how your vote incentives actually aid to flesh out the characters even more!! If I may suggest a new question for the vote incentives: What is your idea of the PERFECT date?

[Alpha Maeko]

If I were that parent, I'd move the frack away immediately.

No use waiting around for the inevitable.

[Fattimus Slime]

Don't lie to police, folks, they'll fuck you up. D8

Not true at all. "I'm so sorry officer, I didn't mean it" and other bold-faced apologies got me out of tickets.

[paniczeezily]

WE WANTED TO LEAVE! JOSH WOULDN'T LET US LEAVE!!! WE WANTED TO LEAVE SOO BAD!!!!

[teh hchano]

Dude... I literally blocked out that whole three hours. I just remember
the movie starting and then ending and the realization dawning when
we saw Uwe Boll's name suddenly pop up. I remember from there on.
Nothing in between tho.

And I am not even kidding.
[edit: also, that sig pic is terrifying but familiar...]


yay@jackie! I wondered if that was you :> And I totalllyy tried to do a narrated
tutorial a while ago, but for some reason my comp doesn't like making sound
recordings. it sort of flips out and crashes the recording progs. Very strange...
it is fine while talking on vent/team speak or during the livestream thing.

I'm adding that question to my little list now >:] I'll have to brainstorm how to
make it ridiculous.


Lol@Maeko, no wai! They'll just go home and watch some lifetime
movies together to see how to get out of this predicament.

Not true at all. "I'm so sorry officer, I didn't mean it" and other bold-faced apologies got me out of tickets.

That's prolly just cos you showed them your boobs, Matt.

[Kchano]

Not true at all. "I'm so sorry officer, I didn't mean it" and other bold-faced apologies got me out of tickets.

That's prolly just cos you showed them your boobs, Matt.

No, bb, that was you that time in Nathan's car. In your pink "shirt" with the blue ribbon.

[teh hchano]

That doesn't change that I am sure he used his boobs too. That's
the kind of thing cops respond warmly to.

[Kchano]

I will totally have a drunk photoshop response for that later tonight. XD

[Fattimus Slime]

That doesn't change that I am sure he used his boobs too. That's
the kind of thing cops respond warmly to.

I'm afraid I am a novice at best in the arts of bosom favors.

Also my chest is pretty hairy. Not the fantastic thicket I depicted in my self portrait, sadly, but still pretty good growth there. I'm working on improving that.

I'm certainly not getting free PlayStation Memory Cards anytime soon!