Oh dear

[evilsquirrel]

Yeah, you 're right.
The actuall translataion would besomething like: "Well I have some problems with the language!!! T____T"
xD

...And I pray that you all will forgive my curious usage of commas, and apparent fixation on the English language.

[teh hchano]

Hahaha o lawd, Fauv def has a buddy now. Finally, someone that can converse easily with that guy's insane vocabulary

Sorry if my stupid jokes confused you. I just typed WELCOME and 'TO RIVENDELL' just sort of fell out along with it. >_>; And then 'Mister Anderson' kind of ...followed that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGr4fde4puk [amazingly youtube has a video for this train of thought..]

[Proxy]

I coooould talk normally, I suppose, but again, so much less fun. (I adore this smiley. Truly.) I shall attempt to keep my wall of text answers more... short, excluding perhaps responses to good Fauvem.
Also, your jokes are, in fact, quite amusing, rather than confusing. Anything referencing the Matrix is good in my books- provided it is the first movie.
Apparently youtube has something for EVERYTHING, and here I thought the internet was actually fallible, but of course, I am incorrect. I must say that the video is quite precious though, that really shouldn't work quite as well as it does. O.o


Oooh. Also, @Evilsquirrel. I do believe we shall get along quite amusingly well. As much as it may be the subject of my obsession, English is a horrid language, it is so very dumb. That being said, I always do appreciate meeting people who are fluent in other languages, it gives me a chance to learn more about them, which, to me, is possibly one of the most amusing experiences ever!

[teh hchano]

Haha, yeah, just type however it makes you feel most comfortable.

I've been told that reading my FAQ is like reading the ramblings of an idiot, and they weren't saying it as a joke! But I'm not gonna change how I communicate unless people literally can't understand what I am trying to convey. We are what we are! I probably sound like one of those people at self esteem youth rallies, but I pretty much live by the whole BE YOURSELF, BY GOLLY IT'S SWELL! mentality

[evilsquirrel]

Oh yes, i am very fluent in german =) and it certainly is an amusing language
But english will do fine for the moment

also @ H: lol at that video

[fauvem]

Well, in truth, humor comes from all places. Its opportunity to occur doesn't judge nor hinder but formality does limit its use and applies expectations to it. Diplomacy, in itself, is often tethered to formalities, especially with the weight of tradition behind it. I often flounder in such situations as I'm not inherently disposed to following such rigorous requirements.

As my sense of humor is larger than myself, I see humor in ways other sometimes struggle. I can laugh at the crudest and most childish jokes just as equally as I laugh at the most sophisticated and subtle of jests, however repetition dulls the reaction to a dull smile or less. The Fish, in question, was kind enough to greet you and was gutted by the admission of how human it really is. Gutted is slang for upset or disappointed and equally, the more literal meanings of the word fits for the wounded nature. I find explanations usually kill the joke but in this instance, the joke missed the mark in appealing to your tastes. I often fire a something under the guise of a joke to gauge a person's sense of humor. I know some people who will laugh at dead baby jokes but not fart jokes.

In regards to "crazy shenanigans", I took a more liberal view of the word step and applied it as a milestone rather a single movement made by lifting the foot and setting it down again in a new position. For example:
Step 1. Comment
Step 2. ???????????
Step 3. Profit
I also share Evilsquirrel's point of view regarding the traits of the word 'Shenanigans' and have made my word of the moment over the more obscure word "Yare". Tomfoolery has the tendency for juvenile jokes while shenanigans towards underhanded jokes but they both share a lot of commonalities. Sometimes, however, they are just random... Like the fact that I wrote this post while sitting upside down on the couch.

On the subject of languages, English maybe my 1st language but isn't the last language. I butcher many languages with my tongue just as equally as I write eloquently. More specifically... Mon accent ne se mélange pas bien avec les français... но ее лучше, чем мой русский.... y mi español... of mijn Nederlandse.* My sign language is slow and my Ancient Egyptian is horrific but I know a lot more than most about it, so I can bluff if necessary. I was supposed to learn Te Reo Maori but that didn't end up happening. I can still swear in a lot more languages than those mentioned in this post but I prefer that for when I need an expletive, usually, in reaction to my own stupidity like finding the rock garden with my toe.

My sanity always raises conversation, usually about how little sanity rattles around in my skull or what to label to slap upon my mental condition. My usual answer to the question, Are you insane or sane, is "I don't put myself myself in either box... I put one foot in each box and use them as improvised shoes." My vocabulary is always something of amusement to others or a helpful source of information. It usually makes me memorable and otherworldly.

On the subject of gender, I hope quoting myself isn't to ostentatious but I refer you to my answer of the question, Are you a boy or girl, which was:

To look upon my body is to know my answer, yet I discard my flesh when I wander virtual realms and have become many things to many people. So I answer with much musing: "Yes, but long ago."

The reaction to it was the declaration of that I'm a hermaphroditic relic and should be killed with fire. The later is rather nostalgic for me but not a thing I aspire towards... With regards to honorifics, I prefer to avoid there use as honor isn't something I hold myself to because it owes answers for too many deaths.

*My accent does not mix well with French... but its better than my Russian... or my Spanish... or my Dutch.

[Proxy]

(Response pending. =.=")

[Fish]

I can't tell you all how delightful it was to read through all that happened here while I was away without internet access. Which is odd because I was in New York City, but alas my phone does internet horribly and I have not a laptop.

But back to the present, with all the talk from Fauvem and Proxy I most definitively feel the lightness of my years, but I much enjoyed reading what was written.

And two things, on the subject of my gutted status, my thoughts were of a slight burn or singe rather than a full disembowelment, but potato, patato, I guess (that doesn't transfer over to written form well, so please read it phonetically).
Second, wow that video.

[Fish]

Proxy, I read you interests and saw technical theater, and wanted to say hello to a fellow Tech. I don't do anything professional but I was a tech for 3 years in high school, but sadly was much to busy with the whole college search and whatnot to do any this year.

And I must inquire to which play you have enjoyed working on the most?

[fauvem]

Because your both in theater you could say that the exaggerating of how wounded Fish was falls under 'poetic license' or 'taking artistic liberties with the truth' and with regards to my age, I was going to say 'Your as young as you feel' but that makes me sounds older than I actually am which is the problem with sage advice thats old as dirt.